Free viagra!

Dear Scrubbers,

Sorry once again for my delayed post and my continued absence. I have unfortunately, been urrr, busy, on very important independent research, one might say. Strictly professional ofcourse, I would do anything to advance the field of medicine.

I recently learned of a beautiful town, in a beautiful country, which has become paradise on earth. A utopia of happiness, men and women, in harmony, at one with each other and at one with their desires.

This town, ofcourse, is in the promised land of Brazil - and the stimulant - viagra! Yes, the elderly population, are signing up for free viagra, free viagra, free viagra!! To qualify, you need to be over the age of 60 - And the result, let me tell you, is amazing.

As I drove into the town, there were beams of smiling faces on every pensioner in the town, sunshine in the rain. As I strolled around the cobbled streets, many of the elderly brazilian babes would flash winks at me (I thought they were having strokes!) and would smile a toothless cheeky grin. A couple of randy ladies motoring around with zimmer frames rushed up to me, and to my suprise and delight, flashed their breasts in my direction. They then dissapeared into the distance at high speed laughing like school girls - I never knew zimmer frames could move so fast!

Ofcourse, as an independent observer of this amazing utopia, I had to get involved. As a famous elderly statesman of England, the town offered me a place on their regime. Having been given the viagra, I was shown into a very pretty town building, where there was music and laughter.

And inside, I spent hours, upon hours, of endless merry making, wine, music, and orgies, amazing orgies with beautiful brazillian pensioners. I was in heaven.

Ofcourse, there is a dark side to this heaven - a nasty dark side. Strewn throughout the streets and corners, on the pavements and roads, are hundreds or multicoloured, used and abused condoms, littering this picturesque town. The elderly, however, are just too happy to care! And I dont blame them!

Following this research, I will be making my recommendations to the British Government, on how to achieve this paradise on our shores. Perhaps our beloved Queen, can be the official spokesman for free Viagra in the elderly. Boy, would I like to hit that tight piece of ass!



Your very excited prof, signing off!

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