The menopause beer

Dear middle aged Scrubs,

Fantastic news!!

The prof has stumbled on a cure for the menopause! One of my esteemed colleagues and good friends, Prof Burcsky from Czechoslovakia, has invented a beer that relieves the horrible symptoms of the menopause.

Prof Burcsky cleverly worked out that if you fill the beer with oestrogens, lots and lots of oestrogens, it will help women with menopausal symptoms. And whats more - it increases bone density.

Yes yes, this could solve everything! I just need Mrs Scrub to drink this beer and success! No more whining, no more violent mood swings, no clattering of pans and shot glasses thrown at my head. No more tossing and turning at night, no more brooding. No more phantom periods, no more loss of libido!

Yes yes, the prof could be back in business here with Mrs Scrub. Alcohol and oestrogen mix - the perfect combination!

Now, how do I get her to drink up?! Any ideas?

Yours excitedly,
Prof.

Source: http://www.cee-foodindustry.com/news/ng.asp?n=68117-beer-czech-republic-functional

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