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The Fantastic Letters Of Prof Scrub

The diary and letters of a mad professor cursed with syphilis



The Professor begins

Dear fellows, students, Scrubbers and Scrubbettes,

Professor Scrub here, MBBS Bsc(Hons) FRCS FRCP. Tally Ho, welcome to my sparkling new blog, or weblog rather.

Readers, this weblog is written to enlighten my fellow man about some of the important aspects of medicine and life that is often unknown to them. I aim to educate you all with my limitless wisdom and knowledge.

As you are surely aware, my time is very precious - I have an immensely busy schedule. I am either on my ward round, writing my umpteenth thesis or working diligently in the labaratory with my "pets". Despite this, I believe it is my duty to teach you all a fact or two about real medicine. That is what one does when one is an esteemed Professor such as myself.

So behave and pay attention students, and welcome to my weblog. God save the Queen, this one is dedicated to you, toots, keep up the good work Ma'am.

Yours starting,
Prof Scrub