Bubble gum gut buster!
Dear obese Scrubs,
For those of you who enjoy a piece of gum, idly chewing whilst waiting for a bus, too lazy to walk anywhere because you are fat, I bring good news.
Once again, the medical community and my esteemed colleague, Professor Steve Bloom is working around the clock to try and help you McDonald munching, Pizza ploughing, Chocolate cravers lose some weight.
The invention is a gum to chew on til your hearts desire - and as you chew, a hormone, pancreatic polypeptide (PP), is released into your body, giving you the overwhelming feeling of being full, thereby decreasing your appetite.
Promising I hope because certainly I am no fan of lard buckets. I am currently working on my own regime for people to lose weight. It requires something like this to stop a fat person putting food into their mouth:
And something for the fat person to run on:
With the appropriate body wrapping slimming uniform:
With some kind volunter (myself) standing behind whipping them into shape whilst they run on the treadmill!
I think this method will be just as productive and much more fun! I will release the data from my primary study soon.
Your fat fighter,
Professor Scrub
For those of you who enjoy a piece of gum, idly chewing whilst waiting for a bus, too lazy to walk anywhere because you are fat, I bring good news.
Once again, the medical community and my esteemed colleague, Professor Steve Bloom is working around the clock to try and help you McDonald munching, Pizza ploughing, Chocolate cravers lose some weight.
The invention is a gum to chew on til your hearts desire - and as you chew, a hormone, pancreatic polypeptide (PP), is released into your body, giving you the overwhelming feeling of being full, thereby decreasing your appetite.
Promising I hope because certainly I am no fan of lard buckets. I am currently working on my own regime for people to lose weight. It requires something like this to stop a fat person putting food into their mouth:
And something for the fat person to run on:
With the appropriate body wrapping slimming uniform:
With some kind volunter (myself) standing behind whipping them into shape whilst they run on the treadmill!
I think this method will be just as productive and much more fun! I will release the data from my primary study soon.
Your fat fighter,
Professor Scrub
This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on
Monday, January 15, 2007.
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Dear Professor,
Mr Trump read your comment on my blog and asked me to get back to you.
He promises that if ever he gets Patsy in the boardroom (which he will after he becomes President of the United States and invades Britain) he will invite you to sit at his side, then leave and leave you all alone to "fire" Patsy any way you wish. He has even graciously agreed to sponsor the fluffy bunnies.
Your fellow masochist,
The Angry Medic
Your a cunt.
you are all fat emo fucks and the world doesnt give a shit about you... die, penis =]
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