Cheeky cheeky!

Dear Mr Lembit Opik,

Let be one of the first in congratulating you on obtaining the services of the Cheeky girls! I believe you have made a very wise and worthwhile investment and I believe the twins will service you well.

Although Romanian (I prefer Russian twins - they are more professional), I believe your choice has been absolutely superb. They are petite, slender and in general good working order. Their teeth have some work to be done but otherwise, not much further investment is required.

Now as I understand, you have informed the press that it is Gabriella you wish to marry and Monica, I understand will be the mistress? Or is it the other way around? I am not sure. Either way my friend, I am not sure the difference matters.

Oh Mr Opik, I too do so love twins. They are so fascinating - they bring energy, excitement and glamour to life. I do so envy you, old chap. When one is drunk, one will not be fantasizing about seeing double but rather, seeing quadrouple!

Anyhow, I am looking forward to human cloning where I believe one day, all us men will have the opportunity of obtaining cheeky twins of some description. Perhaps one day I can clone another younger version of Mrs. Scrub.

Your admiring cheeky cheeky Professor,
Prof Scrub

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Wednesday, January 17, 2007. You can leave your response.