Christ of Scientology

Dear Christ of Scientology,

You are indeed the chosen one. Your beautiful looks, your short but powerful stature, your kind sweet heart and your unwavering faith in the most righteous religion of Scientology indeed make you the new Messiah.

You maybe mocked, ridiculed or even stoned by the unbelievers, but dear Lord of Glory, mighty Tom Cruise, please stay strong and stay committed to the one and only true belief. Keep spreading the word, the truth and the light and do not waver in the face of the enemy and adversity.

Dear Ruler of God's creation, I truly believe in you. You have performed a miracle no man could have achieved. To take the virginity of the blessed and beautiful Katie Holmes required an act of the Almighty himself. Preach to me Tom, I am an eternal follower of you and every step you take, I too would like to learn the secret of taking young Hollywood actresses for the first time.

I worship your belief, I do truly believe we came from Aliens. Please tell me, to which alien must I write a cheque in order to prove my faith to this wonderful cause.

The newly converted to Scientology,
The holy Professor Scrub.

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Tuesday, January 23, 2007. You can leave your response.