The holy Wolfowitz appeal

Dear Mr Wolfowitz,

I understand times are difficult and in this day and age, it is extremely difficult to make ends meet. With the rising cost of living and weakening value of the dollar, your financial situation must be very precarious. I too have lived for a period of my life in extreme poverty - I was unable to purchase new clothes and had to wear old and torn attire, holes in my shirts, trousers and underwear. My situation was so terrible that i had to make my chaeffeur redundant and drive the Merc myself!

Do not worry Mr Wolfowitz, as your loyal and faithful allies across the pond, we are here to help in your moment of need. I have already set up a fund raising charity in your name - "The holy Wolfowitz appeal". This charity aims not only to provide recognition for your superiour American status but also will have a regular clothes collection so that we may donate our old and unused rags to you and your family.

Mrs Scrub was so appalled at your extreme poverty she has knitted you a brand new pair of socks. We will send out your aid package as soon as possible.



On behalf of your British friends in need,
Professor Scrub

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