Oh Patsy! A love letter

A love letter to my darling Patricia Hewitt.

Dear Patricia,

I finally have the courage to write to you, to tell you how I feel, my innermost thoughts, my deepest secrets and desires.

I have watched you for some time now and let me tell you, dear Patricia, I adore you. I hang off your every word as you speak so brilliantly about the future of the NHS. Your beaming smile, your golden curls, your infinite wisdom simply inspires me to a next level of being, a new and warm feeling oozes through my veins every time you appear on my TV and appear in my dreams.

I drool every time your on TV, my skin tingles, my hair stands on end, my manhood stands to erection. You are so beautiful and powerful, I am so aroused when you lie so much, it brings me out in a cold sweat. Your eternal optimism brings much joy to me.

“Many of us would have liked to go that little bit further and faster”, Oh Patsy, when you uttered these words, I just want to go further and faster with you, for just one night, if I could just go a little harder too.

Play Doctor with me Patsy - I am so turned on when you criticise the doctors, you are right - they are overpaid and underworked, and there is far too much of us. Dear Patricia, won't you play Doctor and Nurse with me or maybe I can tie you up and play games with your sexy body, have my wicked wicked way with you.

Say it Patsy, say it "Doctors are bad bad people" as I spank you and punish you too, for being a naughy naughty politician.

Your drooling admirer,
Professor Scrub

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