Plastic surgery lottery!
Dear cosmetically enhanced scrubs,
Today I have entered the lottery! I am most excited! Most excited indeed. I recently discovered a lottery in which one can win a free trip to Prague for plastic surgery!!!
Now I am a relatively poor man, I don't have the riches and the fineries of all those rich folk. I once had all the money in the world but I wasted all Daddy's money on women and drugs and now I'm rather penniless, living off my research work.
For some time I have considered plastic surgery for I am unhappy with my current situation. I am an attractive man, damn attractive. However, my life is still incomplete and unfulfilled. You see, when I was a young Professor, I fell in love with the beautiful, voluptuous, big bosomed Mrs Scrub. After a whirlwind affair and a romantic courting period of one week, we married in haste.
Now unfortunately, time has taken its toll on Mrs Scrub. Her looks have aged, sagged and dragged. She is not the woman I married so many years ago and certainly now not as attractive as me.
I have therefore dreamt of giving her a present of a few minor modifications, alterations, a nip here and a tuck there. Unfortunately I could never afford such radical surgery but now I have a chance!!!
I have bought 100 plastic surgery lottery tickets in this new exciting lottery in the hope of winning a cosmetic procedure for Mrs Scrub! I hope I win, hope, hope, hope! Ofcourse folks, I do not need cosmetically enhancing because this is a recent picture of me:
Your steroid using, lottery hopeful Professor
Prof Scrub
More info here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6243705.stm
This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on
Wednesday, January 10, 2007.
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dear chap,
why waste money on plastic surgery. pay for an attractive cleaner, tell you wife it is a present for the both of you. to assist your wife around the house & to help you with stroking the monkey, sorry sorry looking after the pets.
Don't know where you got the picture of my wife from but if you know the woman in picture 1 you could pass me her number.
In anticipation.
Dear weightlifting addicted Prof,
Firstly I have to applaud your compliance with the government's advice about exercise....your remarkable torso shows what can be achieved with just a litle bit of it.
Secondly, where can I find these lottery tickets....I really need them more than Mrs. Scrub, because I will soon be wearing tight leather mini-skirts and tight,low cut t-shirts when I start my new career as another kind of professional lady of the night.
Since I am a benevolent kind of person, I want to give my clients a good time....I know that they will be grateful, unlike my current clients.
Yours on a corner,
Sisiphus
Dear Grannys.Myth.Peeler,
I have already purchased a cleaner, a maid and a babysitter. They all do a fine job!
Your clean Prof.
Dear Macbain,
The picture was taken at my private photography studio. Her numebrs is mine!
Your happy photographer,
Prof
Dear Sisiphus,
If you buy those lottery tickets and comete with me, I may have to kill you. I don't trust psychiatrists, I have not forgotten.
Yours suspiciously,
Prof Scrub
ps - please send me a picture of yourself in that miniskirt and low cut t-shirt.
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Dear suspicious Prof.
I can't send you a pic. of me in a short skirt, tight top because you have told me that you want to kill me and that kind of frightens me a bit..especially as I'm really a very, nice person and will not be a psychiatrist at the end of this year.
However, to give you a hint about what I look like, I thought you might like to see and hear this..specially for you.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o08iAy-ldfM]
I'll post it on my site as well, in case you can't get the link.
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