Ban on junk food ads!
Dear obese children,
Stand up and unite - fight for your fatty rights! Stand up and be counted and be weighed! Use the full force of your pounds to some use for a change rather then just loaf at home whining about being hungry.
You have every right to eat what you like and be as fat, porky and as chubby as you please. Most of all, you have a fundamental human right to watch all the fun junk food ads there are on TV. They are a source of delight and humour in an otherwise dry collection of ads for car insurance, legal "no win no fees" scams and baby nappies.
I too love junk food ads. They are some of my favourite ads and I like to sing along to the tunes. I tap my feet, bounce on the sofa and hum away to all those classic ads. If we have a ban on junk foods, I fear I will lose many TV friends that I have developed over my life. Where will they go? Who will look after them. We will lose friends such as:
Tony - he's grrreeaaaaatttt
Big Ron - I often dress like him on my weekend off.
The big man himself, the cuddly honey monster
And who could forget this big eared baffoon:
I will miss them all terribly unless you useless fat children stand up and roll your weight against the government!
The prof would rather have a bowl of co-co pops,
Prof Scrub
Stand up and unite - fight for your fatty rights! Stand up and be counted and be weighed! Use the full force of your pounds to some use for a change rather then just loaf at home whining about being hungry.
You have every right to eat what you like and be as fat, porky and as chubby as you please. Most of all, you have a fundamental human right to watch all the fun junk food ads there are on TV. They are a source of delight and humour in an otherwise dry collection of ads for car insurance, legal "no win no fees" scams and baby nappies.
I too love junk food ads. They are some of my favourite ads and I like to sing along to the tunes. I tap my feet, bounce on the sofa and hum away to all those classic ads. If we have a ban on junk foods, I fear I will lose many TV friends that I have developed over my life. Where will they go? Who will look after them. We will lose friends such as:
Tony - he's grrreeaaaaatttt
Big Ron - I often dress like him on my weekend off.
The big man himself, the cuddly honey monster
And who could forget this big eared baffoon:
I will miss them all terribly unless you useless fat children stand up and roll your weight against the government!
The prof would rather have a bowl of co-co pops,
Prof Scrub
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Sunday, February 25, 2007.
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Hey Prof,
Linked to you from Blogs of Medical Students
Cheers
Whoa, nice new blog look, Prof! Now get off your arse and update this thing, won'tcha.
I linked to you when I used an image from here, by the way.
"...and be weighed" Classic!
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