Good luck! It could be you!

Dear lottery hopefuls,

I would just like to wish all you lovely young scrubs and scrubettes who have entered this years MTAS lottery the best of luck. It must have been a deeply stressful, mind numbing and demeaning process this past two weeks. Congratulations to all those who succesfully battled the boggling questions, the confusing guidelines and the temperamental website to submit an application on time.

I am sincerely hopeful you all hit the jackpot but I am saddened to say I think many doctors will end up with even less than the bus fare home. Some lucky doctors may succesfully guess 3 correct balls and win ten pounds but I think the rest of the jackpot will rollover to the next draw in 2008.

But alas, stay positive my young apprentices, these time honoured phrases spring to mind: "he who dares, wins" , "youve got to be in it to win it" and "every hole's a goal".

And if you are really down, you will always have your loyal professor to cheer you on,

Your cuddly wuddly lucky mascot,
Professor Scrub

PS - You can't beat a bit of Bully

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Monday, February 05, 2007. You can leave your response.