Slap me baby one more time

Dear bald Britney,

Britney, your head is such a slapper and like it. I like it a lot. There is nothing that is more appealing then a shiny slapper. You maybe going through a rough patch but this hairstyle is definitely a positive step. It will attract the right crowd, the more sophisticated guy who has a deep desire for the freakish girl. I would love to massage your head, I would love to stroke it, and mostly, I would love to play your head like a bongo drum, maybe to the tune of "Slap me baby one more time".

Baby Spears, please don't grow your hair long again. If you do however, decide to go against my advice and regrow those locks, I have some ideas for you for future hair styles. I hope you consider them seriously.

Your slap happy Prof,
Prof Scrub

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Sunday, February 18, 2007. You can leave your response.