MMcDonalds

Dear MMcDonalds,

I am writing a letter of complaint regarding the performance of your staff. I realise you have recently employed some highly qualified, well trained staff that (supposedly) all have a degree in medicine.

Although I commend this action and applaud your efforts in reducing the unemployment levels of junior doctors, it does result in a rather unsatisfactory service.

Many of your new staff will only serve me diet coke as they say my diabetes is poorly controlled. Others will not supply mayonaise for my Big Macs in a bid to reduce my calorie intake. And what may I ask are the low fat fries all about? I am tired of going into MMcDonalds for a happy meal only for your staff to say that my BMI is dangerously high.

If I wanted health care advice, I would browse the internet, thank you very much. I certainly would not register for a check up in the new fangled NHS.

So please MMcDonalds, I beg you, train your staff properly so I can enjoy my unhealthy meals without a guilt trip.

Your overweight professor,
Prof Scrub

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Friday, March 16, 2007. You can leave your response.