The Fantastic Letters Of Prof Scrub: British Society for Sexual Medicine

British Society for Sexual Medicine

Disclaimer: Prof Scrub is not officially or unofficially associated with the British Society for Sexual Medicine.

Dear loyal scrubs,

I apologise whole-heartedly for my noted absense. I am afraid you must all realise and accept that I am a busy man with priorities other then my loyal fans.

For the past few months, I have been on a wild tour to foreign countries promoting the British Society for Sexual Medicine. However, this little known society needs a lot more publicity.

Thanks to their work and research, this society has helped me overcome many of my failings and diseases. I no longer have gonorrhea and my warts have cleared up a treat. My problems with impotence and prematrue ejaculation are now firmly in the past and let me tell you, the foreign women I met on tour can vouch for this!

Having promoted this wonderful society (website: BSSM: British Society for Sexual Medicine), I am now considering establishing a new medical society entirely. Rather than BSSM, I want to establish BDSM - The British Dominatrix Society of Medicine. This I believe would have a profound following in the medical profession, where we study and research the best medical practice of bondage and domination.

I recommend biannually meetings where the dress code is leather and chains.

I am looking for the first member, who will join?

Your new president,
Prof Scrub

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Saturday, May 26, 2007. You can leave your response.

Sisiphus | 11:38 AM |

Dear Prof. Scrub,
It's been a long time....Whilst I congratulate you on your steps to recovering your own sexual health, might I suggest that although there are many candidates within the medical profession who would appear to have the appropriate credentials to join such a society, one of the rules of bondage and sado-masochistic practices is informed consent, or SSC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) (By the way, GMC - Is that Giant Male Cock-up or General Medical Council? I forget these days since I have retired and am starting to dement prematurely therefore cannot be responsible for what I say)

sanjeeva | 8:39 AM |

Dear Prof \Scrub,

Yes it's been a long time since you last posted. But didnt you have a post which was ripped of your blog!!1 What say for blog freedom or did you take it too far??

Look forward to your posts

Sisiphus | 11:38 AM |
Dear Prof. Scrub,
It's been a long time....Whilst I congratulate you on your steps to recovering your own sexual health, might I suggest that although there are many candidates within the medical profession who would appear to have the appropriate credentials to join such a society, one of the rules of bondage and sado-masochistic practices is informed consent, or SSC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) (By the way, GMC - Is that Giant Male Cock-up or General Medical Council? I forget these days since I have retired and am starting to dement prematurely therefore cannot be responsible for what I say)
sanjeeva | 8:39 AM |
Dear Prof \Scrub,

Yes it's been a long time since you last posted. But didnt you have a post which was ripped of your blog!!1 What say for blog freedom or did you take it too far??

Look forward to your posts