Resitance: Fall Of Church

Dear Manchester Cathedral,

What on Earth are you complaining about? I have strong objections to your objections to the Sony game: Resistance: Fall of Man.

Firstly, let me start by saying Resistance: Fall of Man is an excellent game on the Playstation 3. I have spent many hours and days fighting all the nasty aliens and Chimera in this awe-inspiring game. There is nothing more satisfying then blowing up aliens with grenades, bazookas, rifles and shotguns after a long day at the office. In particular, there is nothing wrong with blowing up aliens in churches either, as this I believe, is where aliens are most likely to hide (so my sources tell me).

The Church is not new to controversy and not unused to violence. Religion itself has a catalogue of evils deeds and a violent history more develish than any Playstation 3 game. In fact, comparing the history of the Church to any Playstation game is similar to comparing a pitbull terrier to a poodle.

Perhaps I can explain my views with a few illustrations of violence associated with religion:

The crusades:


The Klu Klux Klan:
The Spanish Inquisition:



The holocaust:



Religions have always been strongly associated with violence and the Church is no exception. Therefore please do not complain when a highly addicitve game involving guns, shooting and general all round killing fun is associated with your cathedral.

It is a valuable mind controlling history lesson for the wannabe killers out there.

Yours hiding under the alter, grenade in hand,
Prof Scrub

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Saturday, June 09, 2007. You can leave your response.