Blair, join a cult!

Dear Tony,

May I congratulate you on your new found religion and may I hope you find peace, serenity and salvation in your new faith. The Catholic church is a fine church and I am sure you will make a devout and loyal follower.

However, I must express my deepest disappointment that you did not choose a religion or cult that would have not only made you happy but also bought peace into our world.

Mr Blair, although I admire your choice of religion, perhaps you should have chosen a cult that has a suicide pact. Surely the only path to true enlightenment is to enter a suicide pact with your fellow world leaders, thus ridding the world of all its evil.

Can you imagine the peace you would bring to the world if your cult and suicide mission included infamous world leaders such as yourself, your husband Mr Bush, Kim Jong-Il, Ahmadinejad, Mr Musharraf and ofcourse your good old friend Osama.

Mr Blair, there will be mass celebrations on Earth if you would join in such a pact with these fellows. Your religion would truly be exalted as the finest religion that ever existed. Indeed, your cult of political leaders could even chose their act of suicide - with any choice of weapons, whether it be chemical, biological or nuclear. We would all be very happy for your to look yourself in a room filled with cyclosarin! Or even a bomb onto your place of worship whilst you are performing your religious rituals.

I think Tony, you would agree, that you joining a suicide pact in a religious cult movement would not only bring you happiness and joy, but also the rest of the world. Please consider this as your one true chance to repent your evil sins and bring joy and harmony to mankind.

I shall look forward to your conversion to this cult with great anticipation,
Your good news angel,
Prof Scrub!

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Saturday, December 22, 2007. You can leave your response.