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Dear Walmart,
I understand you are now stocking MP3 players at selective stores preloaded with porn. I think this is an exceptional idea and a great niche market. I am very excited by this gap in the market and would like to make a business proposal.
If you require an outlet or reseller in the UK, I am happy to take on this project. I am in contact with many students who would be thrilled by such a product and would pay competitive prices. I would be able to guarantee you a healthy profit and we could expand to other devices preloaded with porn. Computers, Cameras and even digital photo frames could be preloaded with buyer specific porn categories. We could make a fortune!
If however this business venture is not feasible currently, perhaps I could purchase just one of these preloaded mp3 players for personal use.
Do you ship to the UK?
Prof Scrub





Prof Scrub: Thank you for your recent comment...I see we think alike. I certainly hope you did send that letter to Walmart. It would have made great conversation in the downstairs smoking lounge. Happy New Year!
Does porn not sell itself in the UK? What's up with the men over there, eh?
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