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The Fantastic Letters Of Prof Scrub

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Walmart MP3 player porn - order your copies now!



Dear Walmart,

I understand you are now stocking MP3 players at selective stores preloaded with porn. I think this is an exceptional idea and a great niche market. I am very excited by this gap in the market and would like to make a business proposal.

If you require an outlet or reseller in the UK, I am happy to take on this project. I am in contact with many students who would be thrilled by such a product and would pay competitive prices. I would be able to guarantee you a healthy profit and we could expand to other devices preloaded with porn. Computers, Cameras and even digital photo frames could be preloaded with buyer specific porn categories. We could make a fortune!

If however this business venture is not feasible currently, perhaps I could purchase just one of these preloaded mp3 players for personal use.

Do you ship to the UK?

Prof Scrub

  1. Blogger Kali | 8:18 PM |  

    Prof Scrub: Thank you for your recent comment...I see we think alike. I certainly hope you did send that letter to Walmart. It would have made great conversation in the downstairs smoking lounge. Happy New Year!

  2. Blogger ing | 4:28 AM |  

    Does porn not sell itself in the UK? What's up with the men over there, eh?

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