British Society for Sexual Medicine

Disclaimer: Prof Scrub is not officially or unofficially associated with the British Society for Sexual Medicine.

Dear loyal scrubs,

I apologise whole-heartedly for my noted absense. I am afraid you must all realise and accept that I am a busy man with priorities other then my loyal fans.

For the past few months, I have been on a wild tour to foreign countries promoting the British Society for Sexual Medicine. However, this little known society needs a lot more publicity.

Thanks to their work and research, this society has helped me overcome many of my failings and diseases. I no longer have gonorrhea and my warts have cleared up a treat. My problems with impotence and prematrue ejaculation are now firmly in the past and let me tell you, the foreign women I met on tour can vouch for this!

Having promoted this wonderful society (website: BSSM: British Society for Sexual Medicine), I am now considering establishing a new medical society entirely. Rather than BSSM, I want to establish BDSM - The British Dominatrix Society of Medicine. This I believe would have a profound following in the medical profession, where we study and research the best medical practice of bondage and domination.

I recommend biannually meetings where the dress code is leather and chains.

I am looking for the first member, who will join?

Your new president,
Prof Scrub