Bafoonio, where are your golden balls?

Dear Mr Capello,

You are an ignorant ugly italian baffoonio. How dare you leave out our national jewels from the England Football Squad. David Beckham and his delicious golden balls are the pride of the nation and having his balls on display in an England shirt is the greatest sight for all hot blooded Englishmen and to a far lesser extent, English women.

I don't care if your Italian. I don't care if your English is so inadequate you don't understand a word I am writing. And so bloody what if you have won the Italian league, Spanish league and the so called Mickey Mouse European cup. So bloody what if Italy are the current world champions, you will never be an England manager.

I hope our dear David Beckham achieves his 100th cap, oh how I long to see him in his shorts, those muscular legs, that tight chest and his various glorious hairstyles. Oh how I wish to see him run around for me and my countrymen all day long, with or without a kit on.

I support you David, I always have, I have bought all your products and all the merchandise you advertise. I will continue to do so as long as your juicy balls remain english and golden.

As for you Mr Capello, go get your Versace handbag and piss off.

Ariverderci,
Fuming Prof Scrub.

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Thursday, January 31, 2008. You can leave your response.