National Screening Of Politicians
Dear Gordie,
I am very pleased to hear your announcement of increased funding for screening programmes in our great National Health Service. Screening for such important diseases as cancer, heart disease and aneurysms is a wonderful service and saves countless lives. Your ideology of "prevention rather than cure" is noble and with your new initiative, perhaps the health of our nation will improve yet further.
I would also like to initiate a new screening programme - one that will further improve our great nation and restore it to its former glory. This screening programme will save hundreds and thousands of lives, alleviate innocent suffering and promote the health of the nation as well as the world. It aims to prevent unacceptable and untrustworthy politicans getting into positions of authority and ruining the nation. I call it a National Screening Of Politicians. Here are the screening criteria I propose:
Mr Brown, I think you will find if you employ this new screening programme, many many lives will be bettered. If we can "prevent" these ridiculous characters from entering into the public domain in the first place, we will not have to clear and "cure" the disasters they create. These valuable criteria should be screened before they are even considered for office. I urge you to start screening as soon as possible,
Your public health servant,
Prof Scrub
I am very pleased to hear your announcement of increased funding for screening programmes in our great National Health Service. Screening for such important diseases as cancer, heart disease and aneurysms is a wonderful service and saves countless lives. Your ideology of "prevention rather than cure" is noble and with your new initiative, perhaps the health of our nation will improve yet further.
I would also like to initiate a new screening programme - one that will further improve our great nation and restore it to its former glory. This screening programme will save hundreds and thousands of lives, alleviate innocent suffering and promote the health of the nation as well as the world. It aims to prevent unacceptable and untrustworthy politicans getting into positions of authority and ruining the nation. I call it a National Screening Of Politicians. Here are the screening criteria I propose:
NO LIARS
NO SLEAZEBALLS
NO CLOWNS
NO OFFSPRING OF THE DEVIL
NO TERRORISTS
NO PATRONISING PRICKS
NO RELATIONSHIP WITH THE CHEEKY GIRLS
ABSOLUTELY NO SCOTSMEN
Mr Brown, I think you will find if you employ this new screening programme, many many lives will be bettered. If we can "prevent" these ridiculous characters from entering into the public domain in the first place, we will not have to clear and "cure" the disasters they create. These valuable criteria should be screened before they are even considered for office. I urge you to start screening as soon as possible,
Your public health servant,
Prof Scrub
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008.
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