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The Fantastic Letters Of Prof Scrub

The diary and letters of a mad professor cursed with syphilis

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A Prayer to the Great Satellite in the sky


Dear falling Space Satellite,

When you finally crash into the planet, please be kind enough to land on my neighbour's dog. The rascal has chewed on my last pair of see-through panties.

Yours panty-less,
Commando Prof Scrub

  1. Blogger Mr. Fabulous | 8:14 PM |  

    Best to go commando anyway.

  2. Blogger Prof Scrub | 8:33 PM |  

    Dear Mr Fabulous,

    A very insightful comment and I wholeheartedly agree with you. It is always preferable to go commando - but the weather in this damned country is starting to send winds up rather then down and out of my intestines.

    It is for this reason I purchased high quality see through underwear, to have the same visual effect as commando but with the added warmth and comfort.

    But that stinking mongrel has destroyed them all.

    Prof Scrub

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