Vending Pot!

Dear Brierly Country and Golf Club,

I would like to petition for a new addition to the current refectory at your wonderful Country Club. Firstly, let me for the record state that your establishment is excellent and has the best facilities in the land by a country mile, excuse the intended pun. I feel privileged to be a member of such an exclusive club and certainly enjoy the delights of ladies tennis night and the under 16 boys swimming gala.

I would like to make a most notable suggestion to improve your present dining facilities. Having recently returned from a trip to our beloved friends in the United States of America, I have recently discovered a new form of obtaining marijuana. One simply enters the set fee into a standard vending machine and out comes the required ounces of pot, ready and rolled. I believe this idea is very advanced and forward thinking. As your establishment is the leading country club in the United Kingdom, I would perhaps suggest the club obtain this vending machine as an added facility for its private members.

This easy to use and easy access machine would certainly help the likes of myself and other upstanding members of the community obtaining weed - far better then having to obtain it from those rastafarians, ragamuffins and hoodlums outside the Royal Ends Pub on a Saturday Night. Far less bothersome indeed. Being rich and upper class, we should be able to smoke a fat one without getting our hands dirty. Jeeves!

I hope you take this into consideration at your next AGM.

Yours Sincerely,
Prof Scrub

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Monday, January 28, 2008. You can leave your response.