Amy Winnerhouse!
Dear Crackhead Amy,
Congratulations! I am so proud of you - five Grammy awards! I am utterly speechless and beyond belief. It is just so wonderful that we have a British born star succeeding in every aspect of her career. When I heard the news I was overcome with tears of joy - you are an inspiration to us all. Your unparalleled success is phenomenal and I hope you continue to entertain us for many years to come.
You are indeed an asset to our nation, we are blessed.
Professor Scrub.
ps - Would you care to join me for a pint at our local pub and back to mine for a smoke of crack and a good old sing song to celebrate?
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Monday, February 11, 2008.
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I'm glad to see you found the best pictures available of our Amy.I hate to see all the exploitive rubbish that is out there. See what a bit of liquor and crack can do? You,too, can be a winner!!
I am upset that you didn't mention her unparalleled beauty. Surely that was an oversight?
Dear Metalmom,
Indeed I think Amy has given hope to all drug addicts across the nation - even a crackhead can succeed. A beautiful message.
Prof Scrub
Dear Misti,
You are right. Amy Winehouse is a goddess, I thought however this was obvious. I especially like her teeth. Do you?
Prof.
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