Archbishop Rasputin

Dear Archbishop of Canterbury,
Whats all this ridiculous drivel about Sharia law and its implementations? Have you lost your tiny little mind? Have you been liaising with Osama Bin Laden again? I warned you not to.
Perhaps if you stopped modeling your looks on a similarly controversial religious figure in history, you may just get away with your nonsense. May I suggest a shave, a blonde wig and a pair of sunglasses. You would then be a very groovy archbishop. Perhaps even a single out for Christmas?
Prof Scrub





That's hot!
Hey, Archbishop of Abba, any chance you could get the fab four (ABBA) to reform for a one off gig? I'm willing to give you sexual favors in return.
Dear Emmak,
I will write to the Archbishop immediately. Perhaps I too can have a piece of the described Abba action?
Yours hopefully,
Prof Scrub
Childish
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