Ban the Buzz! Anti-Teen device!

Dear Teenagers,

Let me offer my sympathy and wholehearted support in your plight against this nasty, immoral and beastly device! This cruel, sonic radiating, ear piercing anti teen device is a monstrosity and an absolute outrage that our society treats its teenagers this way.

I agree wholeheartedly that this device is inhumane and non specific, affecting innocent and well meaning teens uneccesarily. Our society surely needs a better way to deal with its problems.

I rather like the idea of tackling our antisocial teenagers head on. I would like to face our disruptive teens face to face, man on man, woman on woman. I would like our elders to gather in our gangs and fight these hoodlums in the streets in a battle for control. Knives on knives. Guns on guns. I believe a fair battle to the death is the only sensible way to disperse the bad teenagers from the good ones.

The anti-teen device is too non specific, but a knife wound in the kindeys of the teen ring leader is exceptionally accurate and does a much better job.

I once again will campaign on your behalf in attempting to ban this ghastly machinery.

Your teen loving friend,
Prof scrub

This entry was posted by Prof Scrub, on Tuesday, February 12, 2008. You can leave your response.